Tips I received on Thailand so far

  "You cannot miss the pompoarismo* show! It's something like a 50-year-old lady doing incredible things with her vagina, such as throwing a table tennis ball meters away!"
  "You have to get a real Thai massage!"
  "HIV rates are high there."
  "Don't take drugs or you might be condemned to death."
  "Try to fuck a real Thai girl!"

Do you have tips for me too??

*I don't know how to say this word it in English